Turkey Tips (pictured above) are a newly formed duo that are --A) Groundbreaking
B) Mesmerizing
C) Wholly original
D) All of the above
They recently came to the attention of --
A) Dusted Magazine
B) A friend of Dusted Magazine
C) Someone from Dusted Magazine who was eavesdropping in on a conversation of someone from Pitchfork while he was sucking the privates of a contributor to Arthur Magazine for one-of-a-kind hippy hairtips
D) All of the above
Their debut LP will soon be released on --
A) Load
B) Troubleman Unlimited
C) What's Your Rupture?
D) All of the above
And it will be entitled --
A) 'Neck Zit Serenade'
B) 'Personable Man Servant'
C) 'Who Blew A Load In The Toad of Baskerville?'
D) All of the Above
They will be going on tour this Spring with--
A) Airel Pink
B) Blank Dogs
C) Robedoor
D) All of the above
Followed by a huge feature about the band in --
A) Arthur
B) Dusted Magazine
C) Pitchfork
D) All of the Above
Written by --
A) Doug Mosurock
B) Doug Mosurock
C) Doug Mosurock
D) All of the Above
They will be quoted as saying in the article --
A) 'Yeah, Thurston totally loves us'
B) 'We've been really into these movie soundtracks from Bologna that someone from Gang Gang Dance really turned us onto'
C) 'This hairstyle? Some guy from Arthur turned me onto it in exchange for some head'
D) All of the above
In a year from now, they will be bigger than --
A) Brightback Morning Light
B) Xiu Xiu
C) White Magic
D) All of those bands everyone loved a year or so ago who now can't get paid to urinate in public.
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